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Olde English “800” (O.E. Malt Liquor) ***Coming Soon***
***Sneak Peak*** Olde English is a beverage best served sad. Let’s face it, you’re not drinking this shit because of your responsible life decisions. O.E. (pronounced “ohh!!! eeh!!!”) is an inexpensive malt beverage and a staple at your local ghetto convenience store. A favorite with the panhandlers by the highway exits and a necessity for …
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MD 20/20 (part 1)
Walking into a drive-through convenience store is always a strange experience. Do you grab the items that you would like to buy, or do you wait for the lost souls who work there to collect them for you. Try not to stare through the windows of the stereotypical zip-through customer. They are in …
El Miracle by Mariscal (Red Wine)
Fucking Christ I am such an indecisive person. I stood in that wine aisle for what seemed like forever trying to decide what that fuck would taste decent. Not knowing a damn thing about wine, this was not an easy decision and demanded my full concentration. The Fugees came on the grocery’s radio. The little bottles …
